Sunday, January 16, 2011

Jet's fans...Go Fuck Yourself

Jet's fans were recently found in disbelief over the fact that they actually beat a good play-off football team. Analysts are reporting however that they have no chance for the Lombardi trophy. Most expects are suggesting that it is the Green bay Packers title to lose. While I am a self professed Packers fan, I must admit, I cannot imagine a scenario in which an opponent can beat the Pack. While Aaron Rodgers fucked me over in the fantasy football playoffs, he has proven to be–at least in his recent performance–a good playoff quarterback.

Another factor that must be considered is the emergence of John Starks. While he is a no-name from a fantasy perspective, he brings a new dimension to the Green Bay offense; a dimension that has been lacking since the week 1 injury to Ryan Grant. I believe that John Starks will have the same effect as his predecessor, the New York Nicks point guard (no relation), had during the 1994 playoff run.

Another point that should be mentioned during this post is the fact that Deion Branch openly admitted to being content with 2 Super Bowl victories in his tenure with the New England Patriots. Branch noted that the effort he put forward this past Sunday was not one of a player who wanted to win. When open on a critical 3rd and 6, Branch elected to drop the ball to make his constituents angry and sick.

In all, the New England Patriots deserved to lose after an atrocious showing this past Sunday and should be gracious to see the Green Bay Packers (a team that they beat during the regular season) win the Super Bowl.

In other news, Aaron Rodgers is expected to sexually satisfy Inez Sainz and Jenn Sterger in an effort to prove that his penis is far greater than the collective dick's of the New York Jets.

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