Bonnie Desmond of Bristol, CT has a brand new outlook on life: “I feel great! I look good, I have more energy—I wish I had discovered this sooner!” says Ms. Desmond. “I had seen the commercials for the Shake Weight, and it seemed perfect for me: I could do it from the comfort of my own home, it’s quick and easy—I could even do it in bed or while I watch TV!” Ms. Desmond commented. “When I told [my boyfriend], he told me he had one ‘right here.’”
Ms. Desmond’s boyfriend, Jim Harrison, was elusive when asked about how he acquired this personal Shake Weight: “What are you, kidding me? Have you seen those things? You know what they look like? Please! She don’t need to spend $19.95; I got her $19.95 right here!” Mr. Harrison was noncommittal about where exactly “right here” was. When it was brought up that Ms. Desmond would also be saving on handling fees, Mr. Harrison was overcome with laughter.
“He’s been really supportive—he’s always willing to let me use it! I think he likes being able to spend productive time together. It’s really helped our relationship” Ms. Desmond noted.
Mr. Harrison certainly seems enthusiastic about his girlfriend’s success. “Are you serious with this? Yeah she hops on the scale, notices she’s lost a little bit of weight—suddenly she wants to exercise every day after work! Of course I’m gonna let ‘er!” When asked about whether or not he thinks Ms. Desmond’s exercise regime has helped their relationship, Mr. Harrison had only this to say: “What do you think, ya jerk? She’s shakin’ my weight around every single friggin’ day. Yeah I’m a lot happier, don’t worry about it.”
Mr. Harrison is still tight-lipped about exactly how he managed to acquire a built-in Shake Weight: “You really are serious about this, aren’t you? Christ, get a friggin’ clue.”
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